“Feel your ice is thinning-Prince
Like a frozen pond in spring
Your furry melting thing awaits me”
Yiffing refers to sex between two members of the furry community. It comes from the sound that arctic foxes make when they are mating. However, it can also refer to affectionate or other kinds of sexual and non-sexual contact between furries.
Yiffing is an onomatopoetic word. If you are a furry, it is a sound you can make to express sexual interest. It can be used in the form of a noise that sounds like saying yiff or actually saying yiff in speech, such as “Are they yiffing?”
A lot of furry activities are related to animalistic behavior. They have specific terms and behaviors that are used in the community that are related to the animal world, such as puppy piles, which is a big cuddle pile that can sometimes lead to orgies. Furries have a lot of interactions that are similar to animals, such as rubbing noses, sniffing, and animal play (puppy play, pony play, etc). Typically if furries are yiffing, they are having sex and still wearing their fursuits, otherwise it would just be sex.
“The heat of the bread burned into my skin, but I clutched it tighter, clinging to life.”-Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games
Yeastiality is a sexual attraction for leavened culinary items such as bread, cakes, pastry, and dough. Pretty much everyone loves bread, especially fresh baked bread. But someone with a yeastiality fetish loves bread way more than that average connoisseur. They get aroused by the smell of it baking. They sexualize the feeling of the dough and breaking open the bread or cake. The arousal often extends to a desire to have sex with the baked good.
The Infamous Apple Pie
The movie “American Pie” brought yeastiality to the forefront with its very famous scene where the main character, Jason Biggs, is told that having sex with an apple pie is a lot like having sex with a woman. In the scene he first tries penetrating the pie with his fingers and after he decides he likes the feeling, the next obvious step is to penetrate it with his penis. It is at this moment his father walks in and sees him having sexual intercourse with the pie. Though it was a big joke in the movie, this opened up a whole new world for a lot of people with a yeastiality fetish.
For the most part yeastiality is not a big safety hazard. But like any sexual activity involving food you want to make sure that the food cannot stay inside the body, because if it does it can cause infection. If you are penetrating yourself with bread or cake, you will want to make sure it is wrapped in latex so you can’t leave crumbs inside you.