“Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?”-Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth
Coitobalnism is the fetish of having sex in a bathtub. It could be considered part of the aquaphilia fetish and ablutolagnia, which is sexual pleasure from water, but it can also be distinct. What makes coitobalnism different is that it is location-based instead of element-based. A person who is into coitobalnism can be aroused at having sex in a bathtub with or without water.
Bathing in Sexiness
There is something about a bathtub that just says luxury, relaxation, sensuality. Bathtubs always relate to taking a moment to yourself in a self-care decadent way. Though the bathtub fetish often involves the tub being filled with water, that is not, in fact, necessary. Even empty, a bathtub creates an intimate and contained space. Ultimately sex and pleasure in bathtubs is mostly about intimacy.
Bathtub Intimacy in Movies
The bathtub has been featured in countless movies to depict moments of sensuality, intimacy, or violation of intimacy. American Beauty featured Kevin Spacey and his fantasy girl in a bathtub full of roses in a cinematic moment that showed her coming out of innocence and into womanhood. Nightmare on Elm Street took the intimate moment in a different direction with the scene where Freddy Krueger’s hand comes up out of the water between a girl’s legs. In Pleasantville, the bathtub is where the 1950s mom Betty discovers her sexuality, in a masturbation scene that brings color to the black-and-white neighborhood. In Splash, Madison the mermaid rolls out her tail in the bath as she momentarily returns to her true self. The themes showcased are quite similar – bathtub scenes are about intimate moments, whether they are being savored or ruined.
“Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch.”-Jason Bateman
Casting as a fantasy is what happens when a girl is brought into the office of someone she assumes is an agent for a movie or a music video, but it all turns out to be a ruse to get them to star in a porn video. A lot of times the performers in these movies are real amateurs who haven’t really been in porn movies before, and other times they are popular stars who have already made it in the biz but are into acting out this common fantasy. The casting couch fantasy is one that often depicts college cuties getting duped into a sexual session on camera. Some casting movies are actually auditions for porn as well!
Is it Real or Fake?
Some people worry about whether casting couch porn movies are real or not. To the best of our knowledge a few of them are real, but most of them, like the ones with popular pornstars and professional studio quality productions, are fake. The more amateur the video quality, the more likely it is a true amateur honey who really thought she was going to be auditioning for a music video on this particular day.
Casting Couch Fetish
If you have a fetish for this type of session, then all you have to do is act out a hot roleplay with your partner. Of course it wouldn’t be recommended to attend random auditions in your city and suddenly strip off your clothes, because most auditions are legit. So instead you can get together with your lover and act things out until you feel satisfied with the fucking that occurs. When it’s a fantasy, you always get the part!
“Use a condom. The world doesn’t need another you.”-Caroll Bryant
A condom is an object that people wear to prevent transmission of STIs and pregnancy. Most of the time it is guys who wear them, but there are female condoms as well. Condoms are usually made out of latex, but since some people are allergic to that, there are also non-latex material alternatives. There are even condoms made out of sheepskin, which is the original material they were made out of way back when. Most people believe that latex condoms or the mainstream non-latex options work the best, but the sheepskin condoms are certainly an experience to be had.
Lots of guys say they don’t like condoms because they dull the sensation when fucking or they are too uncomfortable. They can come up with all sorts of excuses not to wear one. If you really want your partner to wear one, tell them that no condom = no sex. Wearing condoms is really effective in preventing STIs and pregnancy, and quite important for your sexual health, especially if you are with a new partner who hasn’t gotten tested in a while. Protect yourself by wearing condoms. It’s the smart thing to do!
Make it Sexy
If you think condoms aren’t sexy, you just haven’t made them sexy yet. They can be a sensual part of the sexual encounter. You can try putting the condom on your partner as part of the foreplay. You can also get flavored condoms which are great for lubing up a cock with some oral sex before the main event happens. If you try any of these tips, you’ll see that condoms don’t have to be a boner killer as some people would have you think – they can be a boner grower!
“Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.”-Mark Twain
College is a special time in anyone’s life, but even more so when you are quite sexual as a person. College people tend to have a ton of sex, and those who are basically frat mattresses are the most popular guys and gals around. There are definitely a lot of people who fantasize about bagging a college girl and pounding her until she can’t take it anymore, and many pornstars and strippers start to work in those fields during the years they are in college. It’s a great endeavor to get an education while you are still fresh and nubile like that!
Hottest College Cuties
If you want to see hot college cuties all the time, there are many outlets you can turn to. You can try to pick them up in real life, but if you want to see next-level hotties like Elsa Jean or Megan Rain naked, you should definitely turn to your favorite cam site or porn site. You won’t be able to fuck these chicks in person, but at least you know you will see something sexy with a girl who is between the ages of 18 and 21. Otherwise you can try going to the local college haunt to try your luck picking up college hotties, but that might be more hit and miss than watching porn.
Coeds seem to get themselves into all sorts of trouble like walking in on their stepbrothers masturbating and then helping them get off, or seducing their professors to give them a good grade. Perhaps that’s why college coeds are one of the most popular porn categories in the world. People love these fresh sluts who come to the cams with an eager attitude and that special air of naivete which allows them to suck cock with reckless abandon.
“The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.”-Mark Twain
Clothed sex is just what it sounds like: sex with clothes on. There are different variations on the theme but most of the time when you have clothed sex, it’s simply because you only have a few minutes to fuck or you think your date’s outfit is really hot. If you really muse on the subject, there’s absolutely no reason to take off your clothes when you fuck, especially if your lover is wearing a skirt and you can just unzip your fly and whip it out. Clothes can make a sexual encounter surprisingly hot!
Sometimes one person remains clothed while the other person remains naked. This is known as CFNM – clothed female naked male – if the guy is nude, or the opposite, CMNF – clothed male naked female. Usually in this context the naked person is submissive and the clothed person is dominant. It can be a fun bedroom game to play if you want to experiment with something new. It’s easy to do and doesn’t cost anything to try, since it only involves removing some clothes!
Clothed Sex Ideas
So you want to try having sex with your clothes on… You can ask your date to wear something specific that you think they look super hot in, or you can think of a roleplay that would require a specific outfit. Maybe she’s the real estate agent and you’re in a potential property. You have to be quick so you can’t take the time to take all your clothes off! Perhaps it’s a sexy chef who needs to get back to work as soon as possible but can only concentrate on her craft if she gets off. All of these ideas can lead to an amazing clothed sex session, so give them a try!
“I told her the clitoris is like a Bonsai tree that needs constant tending and the g-spot is an unexplored island waiting to have a flag pinned on its peak.”-Chloe Thurlow
The clitoris is the pleasure button on a woman that sits right above her pussy hole. If you don’t know where the clitoris is, you should definitely find out as soon as possible because it will definitely win you brownie points with any girl. Different women like different types of stimulation on their clitorises, but the majority of women actually need clitoral stimulation in order to have an orgasm of any kind. It is estimated that there are over 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris, making it very sensitive!
Different people like different stimulation of their clits. This means you have to ask them what they like before you do it. But there are some basic things you can try. First of all, fingers are always good. They can rub back and forth over it, eliciting pleasure. You can also try licking it, which is usually a favorite activity of many people. Make sure to try it hard and light, and see which way the person likes it. Many women like to use a vibrator on their clits during penetrative fucking to make it feel even better and elicit a clitoral orgasm that way.
Just like cocks, everyone has a different type of clitoris. There are big ones that might even look like a tiny penis, and small ones that might be harder to find. There are clits with big clitoral hoods covering them and ones that are more easy to expose. Some girls even choose to get a piercing through their clit to show how adventurous they are, while others have tattoos or different trimming styles down there. When you see a clit for the first time you shouldn’t be surprised by what you see, so know to expect anything!
“If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.”-Eddie Guerrero
A cheating wife is just what it sounds like – a married lady who decides to step out on her husband and see someone else who can satisfy her better. There are many different reasons why people want to go out with a cheating wife as opposed to a single girl, and they may not all make sense to you. But when it comes to cheating it’s very important to not judge, because you never know what kind of situation you will find yourself in one day!
Why It’s Hot
Cheating wives are hot to some people because of the idea that their husbands don’t take good enough care of them. Maybe they work too much and leave the wives at home alone all day, or maybe they just don’t know how to pleasure them sexually. Other people simply like the idea of having a great secret that will just be between the two of you. Whatever the reason you like cheating wives, you should know it’s a touchy thing to get involved with. If the husband finds out, things could get pretty bad for you!
Is It Ethical?
Some people worry that having sex with cheaters is not ethical. However, it’s really up to you. If it’s something that turns you on and titillates you, then go for it, but be aware that you could get into trouble down the line if you end up falling in love or getting caught. Both of those outcomes will cause some strife in your life, so make sure you can keep your feelings in check and don’t expect any cheating wife to leave her hubby for you permanently! If you can keep those things in mind, you can expect to have a great time with a hot wife who is cheating.
“Whosoever possesses a camera should never know boredom.”-Wayne Gerard Trotman
Live camming is one of the hottest trends to hit the porn industry in the past few years. It’s not that it is better than a static porn movie, it’s just that it is different. You get to watch a live cam show with hot girls or guys, depending on your preference, and control some of the action. Models get to cam from home, which is convenient for both them and their viewers. It’s also a situation where you never know what to expect or what you are going to get. You can participate in a fun party chat or take your favorite sweetie to private. There are also a lot of pre-recorded live cam shows out there on the web for you to enjoy!
Camming is a fun thing to do for the models, but if you’re new to watching them, there are some things you should know. You should read a performer’s profile to see what they are into, to see if they are compatible with what you want to do online. If you make any requests in free chat, throw them a little tip, even if it is just a few coins, since it’s a great way to show a cam performer that you’re really excited to see what they have to offer. Of course the best cam shows happen in private, where you get the performer all to yourself!
The best part about watching a cam show is that the girls can come from all over the world. You can make a lot of connections with Asians who are really from and still living in Asia, people from Africa and even people from South America. Probably the only place people haven’t cammed from is the Arctic Circle or Antarctica, and only because it’s too cold to take off all of your clothes and dance in front of the camera!
“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to be well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”-Fred Alan
A celebrity is a person who has become famous in some way or another. A lot of times they are movie actresses, TV stars or musicians who have become famous for their talent. They could also be reality show moguls, fashionistas or political pundits. Celebrities often look awesome and they work hard to have the hottest bodies and be able to wear the most stylish and flattering clothes. It’s not uncommon for people to have fantasies about their favorite celebrities. Some committed relationships even have deals in which if the person’s favorite celebrity comes along, they could have sex with them with no consequences.
There are a lot of celebs to fantasize about, and some sources gather lists of the most popular celebrities to masturbate to. These include the Latina songstress Jennifer Lopez, hot stripper/dancer/actor Channing Tatum and sex tape and reality star Kim Kardashian. Whatever celebrity you fantasize about, it’s all good. You just have to make sure that your fantasies don’t make your partner feel weird or unappreciated.
Celebrity Role Play
If you have a celebrity that you just can’t get out of your mind, you should definitely try a little bit of roleplay. You can easily pretend that your lover is Angelina Jolie or Britney Spears with a simple wig and some creative styling. Just close your eyes and imagine you are pounding your favorite celebrity. You’ll have a blast with your imagination. You can even do this when you are solo masturbating! Just wrap your hand around your member and think of an incredibly hot celebrity. There are even porn sites out there dedicated to capturing candid nude celebrity moments, so you might find you favorite celebrity on one of those!
“It’s hard to fight when the fight ain’t fair.”-Taylor Swift
A catfight is when two girls get mad at each other and go at it. It is called a catfight because it often resembles two feline creatures going at it against each other, complete with screaming and yowling. Instead of punching and kicking like men usually do, a catfight is characterized by scratching and slapping and even sometimes biting. It is stereotypically done by people who have some kind of petty issue with each other. In the past it was thought that only trashy girls did catfighting, but it can certainly happen to anyone.
Why It’s Sexy
Just like erotic wrestling, seeing two women getting it on in a fight can be pretty hot for a guy. The girls’ clothes might come off or get ripped off, and their grunts and groans sound vaguely sexual. Comedian Jerry Seinfeld once said that guys find catfights hot because they think that if girls get that close and intimate, they might eventually kiss. There is such a thing as catfighting for fun, and that is where people who have this sexual interest find their niche.
Act it Out
If you’re going to try to have a catfight for sexual fun, then you should establish some ground rules first. A safe word is definitely in order, because you need a way to stop if things get too intense. You should also discuss boundaries beforehand, so that you can avoid the things you really do NOT want to do. Once you’re ready, go at it! It is recommended to remove any heavy rings or earrings so that they don’t interfere with the fighting that is about to occur.