Category: M

“You want to be free. You also want to be mine. You can’t be both.”

-Nenia Campbell

Definition

A mistress is a female dominant who loves to be in charge. She might be a professional or she might just be a freak that you met anywhere, but whatever she is, she wants to take control. Mistresses wear hot garments that let you know they are in charge. They wear corsets to make their boobs even bigger for smothering and tight leather pants to assert their dominance. Their boots are perfect for licking up and down by a worthy sub and they use tons of tools and fun implements to make sure their submissives stay on their knees where they belong. A mistress is someone to be respected and if you don’t do a good job of respecting then you will find yourself in a good deal of trouble, most likely.

Types of Mistresses

There are mistresses of all types who love to do all sorts of different things. There are chicks who want to own your wallet and this would be a financial domination mistress. There are honeys who want to keep you wearing a chastity belt and make you beg for orgasm. There are women who want to make you feel lots and lots of pain, and there are also Dommes who want a loyal servant to worship them and make them feel important and appreciated. Have your pick of what type of mistress you would like.

Finding the One

If you want to find a mistress then you will have to look in all of the right places. A mistress may be hanging out on an online dating site that is specifically for kinksters. There is even a social network for kinky people that you can check out. You can also go to a local munch, which is a social gathering for people who want to meet up and get acquainted with other kinksters.

“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”

-Roseanne Barr

Definition

If you’ve got a fetish for menstruation, it’s pretty clear what that is about. You love having sex when your girl is on her period, and that time of the month is your favorite time. Anyone – guy or girl can have this fetish which is also known as menophilia, and it shows up in different forms. Some people simply like to have sex with a girl when she is on her period. Others enjoy the products that help a girl during that time of the month such as used pads and tampons. There are also many people who don’t have a period fetish who simply like fucking during menstruation because it’s like extra lubrication!

How To

If you’re wondering how to have sex with a girl during that time of the month, it’s all pretty simple. Just put down a few towels, hopefully red in color, and start doing what you would normally do. Sex is actually good for this time, because it can help women reduce cramps and release hormones that help to combat the bad moods that can happen when a girl is getting a visit from her monthly friend. Lots of people are afraid to do period sex because it’s somewhat taboo, but trust us, your girl will really appreciate it.

Extremes of Menophilia

While most people shy away from oral during a girl’s period, some people relish the opportunity to lick a snatch and get their faces all messy and covered in the red liquid. Other people like to periodically lick their menstruating partner clean when it comes to that time, and they also kind of get off on helping them feel better by getting them things like hot water bottles and pain meds for their cramps.

“Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up is all.”

-Joan Jett

Definition

Motorboating happens when a guy or gal puts their face in between a girl’s tits and blows out hard with their mouth while shaking their face in the busty slut’s cleavage. Neither party gets immediate sexual pleasure from it, but there are those who find it alluring and it’s a great way to advertise the offer of your big tits for a crowd of spectators. Usually there is also a lot of spit left on the girls boobs and that can be alluring on its own!

Motorboat Etiquette

If you are going to motorboat someone, you should get their permission first. A lot of guys think it is fun to just go up to a hot girl and do it out of nowhere, but that is one thing that might get you a black eye or kicked out of the club. You always need to ask before you touch someone, especially in a sensitive area like their boobs. It would be nice if you got the girl a towel or something to clean up afterwards, if there’s not going to be any further sexual activity.

What The Fuck Does This Have To Do With Boats?

Motorboating is named because when you put your face in between two big tits and blow out against her chest, the noise you hear as her skin wriggles against your ears sounds vaguely the same as a motorboat engine, especially when it is just starting up or turning off, when the revolutions are a bit slower. Try it and hear for yourself – just make sure her tits are big enough to give you the full sensation!

“Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.”

-Henry David Thoreau

Definition

Joining the Mile High Club is easy. Having sex in an airplane when it is at least one mile up in the sky is the traditional definition. Considering that a mile is just a bit more than 5,000 feet up, and most airplanes fly at a height of 30,000 feet or more, you will probably be a few miles up in the sky when you fuck during a flight for the first time! Most airplanes are considered public spaces, so you have to be very discreet and careful in how you go about getting laid on an airplane unless you are one of the financial elite who can get a private jet to take them wherever they want to go.

How To Fuck Mid Flight

If you’re already sitting next to your partner, you will want to talk about doing it before hand. You can then start with a little foreplay at your the seat. Just use her hands and throw a sweater over her lap, or get a blanket from the stewardess for her and then start fingering beneath the fabric. This is necessary because if you spend too much time in the airplane toilet area you’ll end up getting caught! Once you are ready to fuck, head to the toilet and spend no more than 5 or 6 minutes pounding her holes. Make sure she is quiet and use the stopwatch on your phone to keep the time short. Most importantly of all, be sure that she swallows every drop of your cum, or pump it deep inside one of her other holes. There is no excuse for leaving jizz on the toilet seat or floor of a frequently used public bathroom. If necessary she can sit on the toilet seat while cleaning the remaining cum off your cock with her mouth.

Flight Sex Tips

It’s best to join the Mile High Club if you are flying on an overnight flight. This is because most of the people will be sleeping, or trying to sleep. Also, if you can afford the extra dough, get a business or first class seat. This is because the bathrooms in the cabin for the rich people are bigger and have more space, as well as less people who want to use them at the same time. Also be sure to ask for a water from the flight attendant before you fuck. That way you have a water to wash up with or as a chaser for the cumshot she swallowed when you are done. Finally, don’t brag about your hot exploits until you’re off the plane. Half the fun of being in the mile high club is getting away with it.

“At her first bleeding a woman meets her power. During her bleeding years she practices it. At menopause she becomes it.”

-Native American Saying

Definition

Menophilia is for people who really like women when they are menstruating. They realize that this is a special time and a powerful time for a woman. Society has women believing that their periods are more of a problem than a benefit, when they are actually incredible because they are what enable a woman to create life with her pussy. However, for those who appreciate a female period, they don’t mind going down on a girl when there might be a little bit of a rust belt situation, or fucking her when there is a flow of the red stuff.

Why People Like It

For some people it’s just that it’s more of a taboo thing, and taboo things make them turned on. Others are simply down for the cause that women should get pleasure whenever they want, and not just when they are not on their periods. Women like it because sex on the period can help with some of the symptoms like cramps and emotional turmoil caused by hormonal fluctuations. Getting laid on your period also just feels good since everything is pretty lubed up with the extra fluids that are constantly coming out.

Are You a Vampire?

Some with a vampire fetish also enjoy period sex because it makes them feel closer to the substance they so desire, though it doesn’t actually fit into the mold of the vampire who bites and sucks from the bite marks. However, for a vampire freak, licking the pussy of a fertile slut who is menstruating can be a close second to the more traditional bite. If you want to try pussy sex with a menstruating girl, just ask! She will probably be thrilled that you are interested in doing such a thing, as sex can often also help to alleviate her cramps. Go ahead and try it, she will thank you… period!

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”

-Prince Philip

Definition

Mechanophilia is a fetish involving someone really likes their car or other machines to such a strong degree that they begin to sexualize them in their minds. It could be items as big as airplanes, or something like a fictional robot, though soon sex robots may come to life in the present, finally bringing the fantasy of mechanophilia into reality for many! In some places, this fetish is considered a crime so if you feel like sticking your dick into a crevice of your car, make sure you know your local laws beforehand. There are many ways to achieve this fetish in a safe and fun manner, though other methods are not so safe at all.

Trying It

If you want to try mechanophilia, just take your mechanical date to a secluded location and try sticking your dick in it or rubbing your pussy against it. Never put your dick into any of the actual mechanics under the hood, or into the gas tank hole, as both of those areas have increased risk for burns, damaging your car and getting stuck inside moving parts that might shift during your escapades. Also make sure that no one will happen upon you, so do it in a place like your closed garage, because getting sexual in public this way is a sure way to get arrested at some point!

Why People Like It

Why do people like blowjobs or anal or any other form of sex? Just because a freaky sex act is less common doesn’t make it less normal. Automakers constantly try to anthropomorphize their machines to seem more human. Often designing headlights to feel like eyes, and a grill to seem like an open mouth visually. Their appeals to modern standards of beauty are never done by accident. Plus, cars and machines never get tired, and if you’re talking about fucking machines, they can go on forever until the power gets turned off!

“Alone we can do little, together we can do so much.”

-Helen Keller

Definition

A munch is a gathering of kinky individuals that usually takes place on a regular basis. They vary a lot on the type of munch they are. Some of them are on a specific topic like FemDom or spanking. Others are for people of a certain area, who live in a certain town or neighborhood so all the kinksters there can get to know each other. Still others are simply for any kinkster who is interested in BDSM activities to get together and find someone they like or talk about new ideas in kink, or even exchange skills.

How to Find

Munches are a great way to meet other kinksters. How can you find them? Well, it’s usually pretty easy because they are often open to the public and take place in cafes or public play spaces. They want people to come and meet because that is the purpose of the whole event! So they post their events online, in various locations where people are looking at kinky things. If you just web search the name of your town and the word munch, and perhaps also BDSM you will easily find listings of local groups and munches where you can meet up!

Typical Etiquette

Many people who go to munches are in established relationships and you don’t know what their status is. Don’t touch people without asking them first, and if you see a couple who clearly looks like one of them is the sub and one is the Dom, always address the one who seems to be the Dom first, because that is the polite thing to do, even though at first thought it might not seem like it! Just be yourself and have a blast. Once you get enveloped in the community you will have many opportunities to learn!

“Do you ever got this feeling of being too small?”

-Maia Maranghello

Definition

Megalophilia is a fetish that describes people who love giant things. This is also known as a gigantism or height fetish. Freaks who enjoy a contradictory of this fetish called Macrophilia often also enjoy feeling small, and pornstars and amateur fetish porn producers work hard in order to create special effects to give this image in a porn movie. You will see there are movies out there in which giant chicks appear to eat dudes or even step on them. Megalophilia is more about objects than macrophilia, which more about giantesses.

Mega Objects

What kind of big objects do people love to include in their sexual practices? Well, some people enjoy huge dildos that don’t seem to fit into any orifice completely. Some people like to be the one putting these toys in their holes, while others like to watch that attempt. Some people who are into age play love big furniture which will make them feel like they are small, and there are plenty of companies who are interested in making giant versions of normal things for adults. Some people also consider megalophilia to be a technical term for the love of fat men or especially muscular men, so you may see it used in conjunction with that.

Macro or Microphilia

This is a subset of the fetish in which dudes enjoy the idea that they are tiny and insignificant. They love the idea of being consumed by a giant woman who attacks their city like a creature from an old Japanese movie. People who are the Domme in this fetish – the giants – are often dominant and cruel in the sack, and the guys tend to be submissive. Since there aren’t real giants, they always rely on the use of visual video effects and audio stimulation to imagine their fantasies becoming real. Until a shrink or grow ray is invented, this fantasy will stay just that.

“I use my muscles as a conversation piece.”

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

Definition

Muscle worship is a type of body worship in which one person who is usually subservient in a BDSM sense of things loves to kiss, lick or massage the muscles of someone who is much stronger and more fit than they are. The person on top is usually a bodybuilder, a weight lifter or maybe a wrestler. Basically, it is someone who has big muscles who is really strong. People who enjoy muscle worship might like to wrestle or get pinned down by their tops, but the main activity is worshipping the actual muscular figure of their lover.

The Culture

It’s unfortunate that bodybuilding is a sport which requires a high level of dedication but has a low payout in the financial sense. This is why many male and female body builders offer private muscle worship sessions for those who have this fetish. They get benefits since their pockets are lined and more comfortable, and they also get good self-esteem from having their muscles complimented on the regular. It’s present in gay and straight relationships, and can be done with a female top or male top. If you’ve got a thing for muscles, you should know it’s quite regular, and doing a simple search online will probably reveal plenty of results for people you can see! You can also try online dating sites for muscular people.

Say What?

There are lots of complex terms that people may use for this fetish, so if you see them around, don’t get confused. Sthenolagnia is the technical term for muscle worship, which actually means someone who gets aroused from seeing someone display their muscles. The word Cratolagnia covers arousal from strength itself. So, whether you get off on seeing a muscular man, or are turned on by how much he can lift, is what determines which form of this fetish is your freaky attraction. If you have one of these fetishes it’s only natural, as pretty much everyone finds muscles attractive, these fetishists simply take it to the next level!

“The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.”

-Voltaire

Definition

Medical play covers a lot of ground in the fetish world. There are many things you can do sexually with medical equipment; terminology or scenarios and often the people doing it best are the ones who enjoy role-play as a doctor, nurse, or patient in need of some unconventional treatments. Many playhouses have a mock medical room, with tools and decorations that give sex sessions the look and feel of a real doctor’s office!

How to Play

If you’re new to medical play, you don’t need anything fancy. You can start with a very thorough exam. Of course, you’ll want to make sure to pay special attention to the parts of the body that aren’t usually given enough special attention by other examiners. Breast exams, prostate tests and thorough genital exams are popular activities for beginners. Once you get more advanced, there is a lot of equipment and techniques that actual medical practitioners use which can become extremely satisfying like catheterization and speculum play.

What Makes Medical Play Sexy?

For some, it’s a way to overcome the emotional baggage of past traumatic medical experiences by turning them into fun and sexy encounters. For others, the difference in power that occurs between the Dominant medical professional and the submissive patient is a turn on. Compared to other types of fetish play, the submissive experiences a level of exposure and potential embarrassment at having their holes opened up with speculums and their most intimate organs examined. However, most med play enthusiasts have a fetish for access and measurements. Just what is the capacity of your lover’s cunt or asshole? How wide can she gape exactly? Only a full medical exam with your own expertise can earn you those answers.

Advanced Med Play

There are many professional Doms who have a lot of advanced medical equipment. These include electrical stimulation units to stimulate muscles, actual heart monitors that tell you how fast your favorite Domme is causing your heart to beat, or special inescapable medical restraints, which are the type they actually use to restrain medical patients who need that level of security. Always match your level of play to your level of experience, establish safe words and signals in advance, and be sure the patient is being properly cared for during each session. The health of the patient should always be your most important goal after all.