“Sick and perverted always appeals to me.”
-Madonna
Definition
Bushie Mall is a slang term for an agoraphiliac, which refers to someone who gets sexual pleasure from sex in public or sex outdoors. This differs from exhibitionism, which does not have to be outdoors and involves someone watching you. Bushie mall does not specifically involve someone watching, though it can.
By Popular Demand
According to the Kinsey Institute, a fantasy about public sex is one of the most popular fantasies across gender, age, and sexual orientation. Because sex is typically a private affair, having sex in public, even if no one is there to see you, feels transgressive and forbidden. If an orgasm happens in the woods and no one is there to hear it, did it still happen? YES!
Bushie Mall Risks
Sex in public can be risky because of the threat of getting caught. This isn’t like getting caught by your parents when you were a teenager – this kind of getting caught can get you arrested and charged with public indecency and lewdness. This is why you need to be very careful about what kind of public sex you want to have. Maybe sticking to the backyard, camping, or a closed bathroom is a better idea than in a public park or a parked car.
Safe Execution
If you must have a Bushie Mall and make your fantasy a reality, make sure you take precautions. Check to make sure no one is around, and that there’s no chance of someone just walking around the corner. Anyone who sees you having sex on accident is officially seeing a sex act non-consensually and that can be a big problem – it will also get you busted for lewdness. Try to keep your public encounter behind closed doors. You can run into a single person bathroom, shut yourself into a spare bedroom or closet, swim WAY out in the ocean where you are fully hidden by water and distance, or go into a tent. You get the drift, keep your public sex private and you can enjoy your fantasy without negative side-effects.