Netflix and Chill

“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.”

-Nick Hornby

Definition

Netflix and chill is a term millennials started using as a euphemism for promiscuous sex without the traditional dating rituals that used to happen before liberated women began fucking for fun. When someone invites you over to Netflix And Chill you might be imagining that you will be hanging out, watching a movie, possibly snuggling. However, the person who invited you over probably has other ideas.

Hookup Choices

What you watch before the hookup literally doesn’t matter because you will probably not be watching it for a very long time at all. You can watch a sexy thriller or a film about some indigenous cultures that don’t wear any clothes. Ironically Netflix doesn’t allow any kind of porn on their platform (yet) so finding a good fuck film there can be tricky. Focus on something that sounds good in the background, or at least make sure it isn’t something that will break the mood while you are boning your new booty call partner.

You Can Fuck Without Netflix Too!

Some people don’t like the idea of this modern sexual convention because they would rather have partner who is up front about how much they like the other person or how much they want to hook up with them. However, others like that they have a way to get someone over to their house for a potential hook up and if it doesn’t work out, they can always watch a movie instead of hooking up. It’s up to you to decide if you want to be direct or have a cover up story! Either way, there are high chances that the person you invite over to watch a movie probably knows that Netflix and Chill really means only pretending to watch a movie.

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